Something Dumb I Said This Morning

I just thought this was funny, so I had to share.
I've been setting my alarm for 6:30 all week and Steve finally asked me why this morning. My response: "So I can beat the kids up," meaning "so I can get up and ready before the kids." It sounded so bad and as soon as I realized what I said I started cracking up along with "of course I would never beat the kids!" comments.. :)